Archive for the ‘I Really Should Shut Up Now’ Category
Compare The Market, Aleksandr Isn’t Happy!
My name is Aleksandr, founder of comparethemeerkat.com. Recently I searches the Googles for my website and I finds comparehtemaaarrrrket.com. Needings cheap car insurance I get ze quote for ze insurance and I buys! Zen this morning I receives an email from comparehtemaaarrrrket.com saying: Aleksandr, you saved on home insurance, try us for car insurance too! [...]
Dragons’ Den – Series 7 – Episode 1
I’ve been meaning to write my analysis of the 1st Dragons Den episode of series 7 for the last week but time has stopped me from doing so. So here I sit at 2am in the morning having just watched the 2nd episode and thought I’d better get around to doing so before they remove [...]
Aston Martin Cygnet – For The Love Of God Don’t Do It!
Two car posts in one go hardly sum’s up the emphasis for this blog, but I promise this one is related to marketing and not just self indulgence. Take a look at this monstrosity: This is the Cygnet concept car that Aston Martin are planning to put into production. Why am I so against it? [...]
Should I Buy A BMW Z3 Falcon?
Today I had my head turned by what I can only describe as a beautiful BMW Z3 complete with Falcon bodykit. Specs are: 2 Doors, Automatic, Convertible, Petrol, Metallic Blue. ABS, Adjustable seats, Adjustable steering column/wheel, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels, Central locking, Colour coding – Body, Driver airbag, Electric mirrors, Electric windows, Foglights, Head restraints, [...]
Sometimes “The Hodge” Shows Me Things I Don’t Want To See
Sometimes “The Hodge” Shows Me Things I Don’t Want To See
Probably The Easiest Game Show In The World
When I walk into a bank I immediately identify the CCTV cameras, I note the guards, the protective glass, and identify the little old lady I could take hostage. By the time I’ve paid in my cheques and left the bank I’m convinced I’ve got a fool proof bank robbery in the making. I’ve never [...]
And The One Millionth English Word Is …
Doo Do Do Doo Dooo Dooooo !!! … Web 2.0 For the last few months boffins have been somewhat excited (bless them) about what word will take pride of place as the English languages official one millionth word. According to Global Language Monitor, a Texas-based global language tracker, the word Web 2.0 was officially unveiled [...]